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Post by Xi Coleman on Feb 28, 2011 20:31:53 GMT -5
The Little Girl and the Wolfby James ThurberOne afternoon a big wolf waited in a dark forest for a little girl to come along carrying a basket of food to her grandmother. Finally a little girl did come along and she was carrying a basket of food. "Are you carrying that basket to your grandmother?" asked the wolf. The little girl said yes, she was. So the wolf asked her where her grandmother lived and the little girl told him and he disappeared into the wood.
When the little girl opened the door of her grandmother's house she saw that there was somebody in bed with a nightcap and nightgown on. She had approached no nearer than twenty-five feet from the bed when she saw that it was not her grandmother but the wolf, for even in a nightcap a wolf does not look any more like your grandmother than the Metro-Goldwyn lion looks like Calvin Coolidge. So the little girl took an automatic out of her basket and shot the wolf dead.
Moral: It is not so easy to fool little girls nowadays as it used to be.
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Post by Mahogany Nightingale on Feb 28, 2011 20:34:00 GMT -5
BEST. STORY. EVER!
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Post by Dream Winter on Feb 28, 2011 22:23:42 GMT -5
Ahahaha I love it
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Post by Tamara George on Mar 1, 2011 6:33:54 GMT -5
HAHAHAHAHAHA I love that! ;D xD
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Post by Deleted on Mar 1, 2011 8:31:20 GMT -5
BAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH that. is. WIN XD
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Post by Xi Coleman on Mar 1, 2011 16:02:11 GMT -5
I know, right? Like, I don't know what was wrong with Li'l Red Riding Hood, but she was blind as a fricking bat if she thought a furry, fanged, beast was her grandmother. That, or her poor Grammy was just really ugly. O.O''
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Post by Tamara George on Mar 1, 2011 17:16:51 GMT -5
Haha most of the fairytales are seriously weird; Beauty & the Beast is like textbook Stockholm Syndrome, Cinderella's about abuse and some prince who just doesn't know when to call it quits (who honestly goes round the hole bloody kingdom with an impractical glass shoe?), Snow White & the seven dwarfs, organised assasination...the list goes on xD
Not to mention the Mary Sueishness (<-- I do know that's not a word xD).
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Post by Deleted on Mar 1, 2011 18:46:07 GMT -5
Well, the shoe was oringinally fur, but thats besides the point I guess XD
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