I Smell A Scandal

[Miss Smack]

Well haven’t I got some news for you? So on my regular travels around campus I found out a few things (funny that)...but for once I’ll skip the prelude and cut to the chase, that’s what you’re all here for anyway, right?

Where shall we start, hmm? The sickening spectacle of Xi Coleman and his new thing Zachary Mychels, the unexpected dirt on Miss Sarafina Scott...oh sorry Mrs Sarafina Moore, who did what with who at a certain party this weekend...and possibly even a thing or two on Miss Chicago Eastlyn...interested now, aren’t you? Well it only gets better.

All I can say is there’s trouble in Eden, seems not a single soul in Richmond can stay faithful for long. And it’s no longer just the Aphrodite’s. Xi Coleman, after seeming so in love with his new bo (the son of the big man himself...if you know what I mean) is steadily climbing his way into some other guy’s bed, and of course as much as this pains me, I really do feel the need to name and shame newbie Axel Smith...all I can say Axel darling is welcome to Richmond, you’ve got right into the swing of things ;P.

Of course, there’ll always be the usual culprits of the ‘Aphrodites...and that Demeter kid’ (seems we can hardly get away from them), but finally Mr and Mr Angst have finally pulled it together...unfortunately though, where there’s a Tamara George, there’s a scandal. Sorry Sage but I’m afraid a house isn’t the only thing you’re sharing with your sibling...seems a common theme, doesn’t it?

Which of course brings us along ever so nicely to our newlyweds, Mr and Mrs Moore, congratulations, not only have you ruined your lives with the promise of a shrieking spawn but now you’re legally tied to each other too...really makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside...or maybe that’s just my lunch coming up...either way dear Dodger (have to say I was liking that entrance you gave to your wedding...) looks like our Sarafina has a little more sass than you gave her credit for. Why don’t you ask her about those ‘little flings’ she had with Semper Capone, you know, the guy that walked your wife down to the aisle to you? ...it could almost be incestuous...

But anyway, onto the dirty, the stupid and the just downright wrong. Antisocial school nurse (you know the one with the knack for demanding ‘favours’ in return for skipping class?) seemed to be getting pretty friendly with the ‘oh so innocent’ newbie Sasha Petrova down at that beach party...pretty sure that’s not legal darling. Chain smoking, alcoholic pill pushing Blaise Doyle looks to be on the rebound from Pippa Flynn after the latter mastered a magnificent disappearing act, the ‘well travelled’ Florence Penny Anchor looks like she’ll be settling in her just fine and finally, the question I’d certainly love to know.


With the ‘clique’ gone, who’s going to take their place?

p.s. afraid I don’t know where Miss Eastlyn is, don’t give a damn and as far as I’m concerned good riddance...you were wondering though...weren’t you? ;P

[Xi Coleman]

I could go on a Bear-rage right now, filling this with threats and oaths to murder you in some brutal manner, but there's precious little I can do to you without knowing who you are. First off, "steadily crawling into another man's bed?" Wow. You've got one imagination on you, now don't you? I'm not going to leave Zac for anyone, no matter how flirtatious my behavior. What happened there was an accident. An. Accident. You. Little. Twat. And nothing happened. If you'd bothered paying attention for long enough, you'd have known that.

And don't you dare insult Chicago. I may not have known her, but it's still fucking insulting to hear anyone talk shit about her. Talk trash all you want, love, but eventually someone's gonna catch on.

~Xi Mother-Fucking Coleman~

[Miss Smack]

Ah hell, I'm sorry, didn't mean to make little Xi throw a fit and you're right, 'climbing' was the wrong word, more like jumping.

As for the slapper, I really don't think you have much to say on that matter, I'd known her for quite some time and I assure you, whatever you may have fixed in your little head, the girl didn't smell of roses. Hmmm...maybe I could even do a special for you, in your name, I'm sure Semper Capone would thank you for opening up old wounds.

So for now, good luck finding me, I'm positively quaking.
In the meantime, have fun explaining yourself ;P

[Xi Coleman]

Knock yourself out, ignoramus. To be perfectly honest, I'm not going to find you, and I won't even try. If you've managed to keep up this little stand for this long, I doubt there's much people can do.

And I don't give a damn what Semper Capone thinks. I might not be angry with him or anything, and I might not like him all that much, but I refuse to be affected by the bitch opinions of others. I've survived this long without the paparazzi, and I'll continue in my little bubble of ignorance without it, thank you very much.

[Miss Smack]

Awww poor you, dogged by parparazzi with millions to your name, life must be so hard. Let me guess, poor little Xi didn't have much to do with his parents, fell into bad ways, hmm...let me see, you became down...something tells me a blade soon became your best friend...pity you didn't finish yourself off properly but hey, we can't have everything.

[Xi Coleman]

Sounds about right, darlin'. :) Considering my parentage, you already know I've never seen one of them, and my father is an ignorant arse. Something tells me you'd hate him twice as much as I do. Never been dogged by paparazzi. I just have an ignorant, depressing, rich father. Yes; a blade became my best friend. But you already know that I don't need it anymore. Like I care what you say.

[Semper Capone]

Drop it, Xi. Just drop it before you get yourself into deeper shit.

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[Xi Coleman]

Shut up, Semper. <.<

[Semper Capone]

Exactly as I said before: you don't know when to keep your mouth shut.

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[Xi Coleman]

Yes, because your mouth sprouts duct tape whenever a rude thought crosses your mind.

[Tamara George]

Haha, oh, would you look at that, who's the whore Xi?
Whoops, looks like it'd be you darling.
And don't you dare talk about Chicago then turn around and spit out exactly the same crap as whoever this stupid Miss Smack is -_-

[Xi Coleman]

Y'know, I'm actually starting to get this Miss Smack character. I can see why she does what she does; the reactions are incredibly amusing.

[Semper Capone]

Because people like you blow things completely out of proportion.

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[Xi Coleman]

And people like you make it far too easy. :)