Freaky Friday [Lyssa]

[Semper Capone]

It's always fun to stay out partying and stuff, especially at Sage's parties. There's a hell of a lot of craziness that goes on at those things. Nooo, this isn't a reference to when I was so drunk that I ran naked across campus with deer antlers on my head. But anyway, so I was dead drunk last night when I got back to the dorm, and after having done some crazy stunts the previous night, I crashed in best and before I knew it, I was sawing logs.

Waking up, I quickly realized that I had the WORST headache in the history of headaches. I raised my hand and rubbed my head, trying t-- whoa. Hold on a second. My hair felt weird.... oh well. I bet you I dunked my head in something last night.

Shrugging it off, I got out of bed and made my way to the bathroom, turning on the sink and splashing my face with cold water. It felt good to have the water on my face. I put my hands on the counter and looked at myself in the m-- OH MY GOOD RIPRED WHAT THE FUCK IS--

Instead of seeing myself -- my big, tall, blonde self -- I saw Chicago looking back at me in the mirror, all wide-eyed. I quickly looked behind me, seeing no one else standing there, and then turned back and still saw Chicago looking right back at me. I raised my right hand, she did the same. I tilted my head, she did the same. Oh my good.... what...?! I quickly looked down and saw two distinctive features that were not there last night, and I screamed. It was a high-pitched type of scream that should never have come out of my mouth, but it wasn't really me that was screaming; it was Chicago's scream, but I was in her body...... WHAT THE HELL?! And then I was screaming just because I couldn't believe that I was screaming like that.

Okay, officially freaked out now.

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Chicago had somehow managed to get back to her room in one piece sometime around....oh who was she kidding, she didnt know what time it was when she had gotten back. All she knew is that she had had a few to drink. She was her brothers sister, what did you expect? In another universe, she was totally against drinking, but that universe wasnt this one, if you catch my drift.

Anyways, when Chicago finally managed to haul her skinny ass out of bed after her fun filled evening, she padded to the bathroom. She did notice that she felt abit wierd, but just put it down to the fact that she had a mild hangover and admitted to herself that eating ham rolled up with twisties in the middle was probably not going to settle well in her stomach. As she leant over the basin to splash some water on her face, she could have sworn that it was further away than usual, but shrugged it off once again.

Giving a small yawn, she looked up into the mirror and yelped. Instead of seeing a mass of black, purple streaked hair matted with sleep, she had shortish blonde hair. And was distinctly taller. And looked a hell of a lot like Semper. She started to panic. She couldnt be Semper, she had spoken to him okay, maybe done a few other things too just last night at Sage's party and she was her then. And he was him! She had to calm down so she could figured out what was going on. "Just calm down Chicago, everything is fine..." Except that made it worse, because even though she had said it, it was Sempers voice that came out of her..or rather Sempers mouth. Chicago was now officially freaked out "AAAHHHH!"

Chicago ran out of the bathroom and knocked her head on the doorframe as she did so, and the suprise and force of the impact knocked her onto the floor. "OUCH!!!! WHAT THE FUCK? FUCK! SHIT! OW!" Yeah...this was not going down well...

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[Semper Capone]

It's not everyday you wake up in someone else's body for Ripred's sake! It's like that one Shania Twain song that the only verse I can remember is like "damn, I feel like a woman," and I thought nothing could ever make me feel that way. But as I stood there and stopped screaming, I couldn't help saying that. "I feel like a woman..... and it's scaring me." It was so weird to hear Chicago's voice instead of my gnarled-up accented one and I slapped both my hands over my mouth for a moment. So if I was in Chicago's body.... where was my body?

I darted out of the room, ducking when I went under the door frame because I was so used to doing that, and bolted across the hall, not even bothering to knock as I went into Chicago's roo-- OH MY FUCKING HELL.

There I was, lying on the ground, yelling out curses. I gasped out of sheer shock and stumbled back against the wall, staring wide-eyed at myself. "WHO ARE YOU?!" I yelled, panic-stricken. Never mind the fact that I was in Chicago's room and I bet you the only other person that could've been switched into my body was her, but I wasn't making the connection at this point in time. My brain was going haywire and short-circuiting from not being able to comprehend all this.

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Chicago, who looked alot like Semper right now, was still laying on the ground letting loose with every curse word she knew when her door flung open and she ran in. She was so confused. Who the hell was in her body?!?! Her foggy brain somehow managed to make the connection that it must have been Semper in her body seeing as she was in his, but she was still doubting that this whole thing was even happening.

Still on the floor, she hadnt quite registered the shock of seeing herself run in "ARRRGGHHH!!!!! WHO AM I?!?! WHO ARE YOU?!?! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!?!?!"

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fail post O.o
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[Semper Capone]

When I-- er, he? How do I refer to myself when I can see my own body in front of me? I don't know. But anyway. When my real body started yelling at me, I screamed as if I were in shock of seeing my body when I wasn't in it, but I ended up in a fit of laughter. "I'm sorry... I'm sorry... I can't get over how high I--.... er..... you? Can scream." I said, calming myself down. "You're me, apparently. I'm sorry if you feel hungry... I'm usually always hungry.... and I don't know what the fuck is going on either! I just woke up as you -- if you're the person I think you are -- and I come in here and you're me! WHY DID YOU STEAL MY BODY?! Wait, we don't have the technology to do that yet...." I thought for a moment. There was only one explanation for this. "I bet you some extraterrestrial thing did this! Or a fortune cookie... did we have fortune cookies last night?"





((I imagine all the screaming like the kids screaming in the Grapist. XDDD "WHO ARE YOU?!?!"))

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