Post by Xi Coleman on Mar 17, 2011 16:30:47 GMT -5
you know you wanna know
♥ ♥ L I T E R A C Y ♥ ♥
You could say that I consider myself a moderately literate role-player. I'm a grammar Nazi, what can I say? Anyway, though I am a literate one, I don't write enormous seven-million-word posts to role-play in. I can easily do four-hundred on a good day, I can definitely do one-hundred-fifty on any day, and I really hate one-liners. All of the wannabe-lits can eat my fingers. Y'know, those people who make pathetic, three-sentence "paragraphs" and say they're "literate" because they're "conscious" of spelling and grammar. When, in reality, they're just wanna-be losers with no life and the intellect of a four-year old. A paragraph is five sentences. Or more. Don't know what a proper sentence is? Well, don't bother talking to me. I'm an author, literacy is my job, people.
♥ ♥ H U M O R ♥ ♥
Contrary to popular belief, I have a sense of humor. A pretty good one, if I do say so myself. I love random things (but if you use that word around me, I'll kill you). I love dirty things. Half of the things going through my demented mind are dirty. What can I say? I love to joke about. Sometimes, my snarky comments get me into trouble. I love random images. Random comments. Weird words. Made-up stuff. You've got something weird? Bring it to ol' Jaimes. I can turn anything into a dirty comment, as long as I can get your thoughts on the right track. I love to laugh, and I love to make others laugh. I'm an open person. I'll be willing to do anything for the sake of humor. Unless it involves me being naked in a subway. That's just weird.I'd have to be naked and have my hair dyed pink and purple. Duh!
♥ ♥ G L E E & S T U F F ♥ ♥
I bet you saw the title and expected an enormous rant about mysexual attractionlove for the show Glee. Ha ha! No. Don't really like Glee. Something about musicals is just gross to me. But, the real point is that I'm a happy guy. Happity, happity, hap. Wait. Hap's not a word, is it? Don't think so. Oh well. Anyway, I'm a happy, go-lucky kind of guy. As said before, I like to laugh. Having experienced depression myself, (which I refuse to talk about) I don't like seeing other sad people. You could say that I'm an outgoing guy. I like to do what I want. Live by the fight, and never turn back, y'know? One of my few little dominant traits. I'm also a completionist. I see something incomplete, I jump at it. Don't blame me; I get it from my mother, people.
♥ ♥ M U S I C ♥ ♥
Music is a contradiction to me. I love almost all kinds of music. I still don't like country music (though I respect it), and rap music is starting to grow on me. I'm the kind of guy who will blare powerpop and heavy metal in his ears to get out of listening to rants. Yeah, I could probably list a multitude of artists that I like, but that would mean I'd have to double post, and I hate that. But, I will state some of my musical pet peeves. Firstly, I hate it when people blare music that is just plainly bad out of the speakers in their cars, and open the windows. Like, I really don't want to hear Johnny Cash ranting to me 'bout his ex-wife or something. Or, I don't want to hear angry beats from it. For that matter, I don't want to feel the vibrations either. Music is love, in short. I like Linkin Park and stuff like Lady Gaga at the same time. Yeah; I'm a contradiction. I know.
♥ ♥ P E R S O N A L ♥ ♥
First obvious thing you should know about me; I'm a hater of haters. I don't hate on people unless they're stupid, and hate on other things that they don't understand. Let's take sexuality, for example. Yeah, we get it, some people like guys. Some like girls. Some like both. I prefer the whole "don't ask, don't tell" thing, but you're open to say whatever you want. Freedom of speech, man. Not really my philosophy, but whatever. Anyway, I am openly bisexual. Go right on ahead, and be spiteful (well, no, don't; that was my one request) and hate on me and an entire community of people that you don't understand. I'm passionate about that kind of thing, y'know? Anyway, away from that topic. Now, I can lose my temper, it's true. Even though I'm a go-lucky, cheerful dude, I can still be a jerk when I want to...and when I don't want to, for that matter.
♥ ♥ A B I T M O R E ♥ ♥
Sure, it wasn't really all of me; that would take forever to do. But if you want to know more about me, just chat with me; you'll pick it up soon enough. Thanks for listening to me rant!
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