Post by Xi Coleman on Mar 15, 2011 14:48:56 GMT -5
happy freakin' birthday!
That's right, people of Let The Gods Decide! It's my freakin' birthday today! Woo hoo! Fourteen years ago today, my mother was in labor with me for forty-eight hours and sixteen minutes. Finally, at 12:01 AM, I was born in the middle of a blizzard. 'Course, I wasn't outside.Yeah, your poor Jaimie is a hobo!But the time is still the truth. The sad part is that none of my friends remembered my birthday. Except for my good bestie, Mia. Who, as a matter of fact, bothered to make a "Happy Birthday" hair bow for me. Which, sadly, she forced me to wear all day at school. But, you know what? I had a great time. Cupcakes (from my friends, since I can't cook, and was too lazy to buy some myself) and cookies (see the left perenthesized text) at lunch were the greatest things ever. Now, I'd like to say I haven't been waiting all. Freaking. Day to type this up, but I have. I filled eight pages of a college-ruled notebook (yes, I mean both sides of the pages) with ideas (most of which were tossed aside). Now, I also have birthday plans. Don't get excited, none of you are invited. I'm going to LazerQuest with my best friends! Like, fun! Anyway, I hope you all have a great day! Oh, and beware the Ides of March. (Semi-inside joke.)
