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Post by Sage Amato on Aug 13, 2011 16:40:25 GMT -5
granted but then you have nothing to do for the rest of your life so you are forced to do nothing.
I wish I could find my Nutella jar. |
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Post by Xi Coleman on Aug 16, 2011 19:14:45 GMT -5
Granted, but you're held at gunpoint until you forcefeed it to a very horny, very kinkily-dressed old lady. Kinkily.
I wish that I was back in the Spy Museum in D.C.
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Post by Samuel "Sam" Olecheck on Aug 21, 2011 13:46:06 GMT -5
Granted, but the spys shoot you
I wish that the girl I like will date me
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Post by Xi Coleman on Aug 24, 2011 20:12:04 GMT -5
Granted, but it turns out that she's just a very confused homosexual who wants to eat puppies with you.
I wish that Kellen Lutz would--er...nevermind.
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Post by Selena Winchester on Oct 12, 2011 22:47:00 GMT -5
Wish granted but he gets confused because he doesn't know what you want, so he decides to just sit there and be pretty.
I wish I was already graduated. |
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Post by Tamara George on Oct 27, 2011 17:22:53 GMT -5
Granted, but then they suddenly decide to put up the age you graduate and you're dragged back to school
I wish I was eating chips |
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